April 19, 2007

Some Advice from Sherman Alexie

Sherman Alexie is on campus today. He's the keynote speaker at the Literary Awards tonight, but I got to attend a little Q&A session for creative writing students since I'm in the memoir class. Here's some advice he gave us:

1. Check out rehab programs. Even if you don't think you have a problem yet, start looking into them. If you drink, smoke, or do drugs right now, stop. And he means it, stop. It doesn't help your creativity; it just becomes a crutch. Even if it's just a beer on the weekends, stop. (Check!)

2. Purchase a manners book (and he specifically mentioned the Kate Spade one pictured below). Memorize it and follow it.

book_mannerskatespade.jpg

3. Always treat everyone the same. After you've made it big, treat the grad student that picks you up from the airport the same as you would a Nobel Prize winner.

4. Always send thank you's. If you read a poem, short story, journal article, whatever that you liked, send a thank you note. He reads them all and bets that many other authors do. (I really want to start doing this. Must purchase new stationary for the occasion. Probably some of the cute stuff I've posted about on Snapdragon)

5. Always bring enough clean underwear on book tours so you don't have to stop at the Target on SR 26 on your way to Purdue University.

6. Print out all your correspondence with other writers. Print out all your drafts. Print, print, print.

7. Have at least 3/4ths of your friends be outside the writing profession.

8. Don't go to conferences and always go back up to your room (alone) after a reading. It'll break up your marriage if you don't.

There were more, but that's all I remember. I wish I had written it down because it was good stuff.

Posted by kea at April 19, 2007 03:51 PM
Comments
i'm on board with not going to conferences, sending thank you notes, and such things, but i cannot abide not drinking. that's one enjoyable crutch. also, i'm sad i'm missing literary awards. bah. your posts have a way of making me homesick... maybe it's a good thing you'll be out of lafayette soon :) Posted by: brian at April 19, 2007 04:39 PM
It's funny that Alexie has such a bad rap, given all the nice things he said today at your class and at the big show tonight. I wonder if the quitting advice had anything to do with his old reputation? What a great guy he seems to be! Posted by: Tom at April 19, 2007 11:00 PM
Tom, were you there last night? He totally had me blushing and worried about my poor, naive (even though they're probably not so naive) students I had forced to attend for extra credit. Brian, we're so excited to have you come visit next week! A little dab of Lafayette will make you miss Boston. Posted by: carbon at April 20, 2007 09:18 AM
I just visited your blog from your comment on k8's. Thanks for the post...the advice is fabulous. I'm not an English person, but it's still good advice. Posted by: chloe elizabeth at April 20, 2007 12:29 PM
i love this advice! I'm going to start doing that Thank You note thing. What a cool idea. Posted by: katie at April 20, 2007 02:08 PM