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It's Time This State Became Politically Correct

I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I think I'm going to start a petition. I just need to decide which name would be best. Rather than "Indiana," we should try one of these:

a) Native Americana
b) First Peoplesiana
c) American Indiana

At first, I was thinking option a, but lately c has been growing on me. Some might say this is taking political correctness a little too far, but I say that just means you're a gun-toting, Bush-voting, Wal-mart-shopping (instead of Target) redneck and maybe you need to rethink where you stand. Seriously, smart people believe in political correctness.