July 20, 2005

Obscenities

Warning: obscenities below...


Lately I've taken to swearing. It used to be just for comic effect, but now it's becoming totally casual. I think I said (or thought) "damn" approximately 27 times today. I said "shit" a couple times, and even wrote it on IM. I called a fellow driver an "asshole" and asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. I've started writing "WTF?" (and thinking it - and not just the acronym).

I don't know if I want to swear. I keep thinking I should learn to control what comes out of my mouth, but I kinda like cussing.

Sometimes people use swears because they can't think of anything more intelligent to say, but we all know that I have a good vocabulary. Really, I'm just not practicing word discrimination anymore. I mean, if the word fits in a certain situation, why not use it? Sometimes someone who tries to turn left without getting into the left-hand turn lane really is an asshole who needs to take some damn driving lessons. I mean, WTF? Just because you're from Arizona and you're old doesn't mean you can be a shitty driver when you come to Logan for Summer Citizens Camp. My hell!

Okay, so this is still pretty comic to me. I'm totally sitting here chuckling, thinking of all 2 people that might read this who know that I really can't pull off casual swearing. I'm too conscious of it.

Posted by kea at July 20, 2005 10:23 PM
Comments
Hey Kate, I have a N64 controller for you that I'll have to drop by. Let me know when you're available. -Ben L. P.S. I challenge you to a duel! The weapon will be, Dr. Mario! Posted by: Ben L at July 22, 2005 10:37 AM
That is so funny that you mention casual swearing...it has sort of crept into my life lately too. I wrote a post on it yesterday before I even read this! I went ahead and blamed it on limited vocabulary but of course I don't think I have a limited vocabulary either :) Posted by: Emily at July 27, 2005 11:02 PM
O_o lol! :P Posted by: Ben Fore at August 3, 2005 11:17 AM
Seriously, WTF? I log onto your weblog to get some mother F-ing perspective, and all I get is this GD MF-ing foul language. No longer will I recommend your GD POS (that's piece of S to all you MF-ers) MF-ing blog to the members of my congregation. I mean, Mother F! MF-ing SOBs out there always throwing in a A-hole, thinking it will sell. Well, F that. I might as well F my F-ing SOB POS UPN sister's BOF around the QT PMP 3P FQ until my N-double-QQ starts to get nice and mother F-ing green. Can't wait for our damn roadtrip, woman. Fix your MF-ing tail light. Any routine traffic stop always seems to turn into a shoot-out. Don't ask me why; I guess I'm funny like that. Posted by: Trucker Vocabulist Union, Local 429 at August 11, 2005 05:45 PM